{"id":171,"date":"2004-09-26T23:51:56","date_gmt":"2004-09-26T21:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/piil.org\/blog\/?p=171"},"modified":"2004-09-26T23:51:56","modified_gmt":"2004-09-26T21:51:56","slug":"rart-at-vide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/archives\/171-rart-at-vide.html","title":{"rendered":"Rart at vide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scenen er Harald Nyborg, hvor vennen st\u00e5r og kigger p\u00e5 autobatterier. To st\u00f8rrelser opfylder efter sigende kriterierne til at sidde i en Skoda. 21x18x17 eller 24x18x17 Alts\u00e5 m\u00e5 man ringe hjem og bede datteren m\u00e5le efter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pr\u00f8v at g\u00e5 udenfor, find tommestokken og m\u00e5l batteriet&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Hvad for et er batteriet?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Det er den der dims, jeg har sat til opladning, s\u00e5 der sidder s\u00e5dan nogle tynde r\u00f8de ledninger p\u00e5.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;OK, Den er &#8230;.21,5 p\u00e5 den lange led.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Fint nok, og p\u00e5 den anden?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;5\u00bd&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Det er tommer, pr\u00f8v at vende tommestokken om.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;N\u00e5 ja, 14 s\u00e5&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;14! Pr\u00f8v lige at m\u00e5le igen.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Den er 14&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;OK&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tilbage st\u00e5r vi s\u00e5 med valget mellem at satse eller at k\u00f8re tilbage og m\u00e5le efter selv. K\u00f8en i Harald Nyborg gjorde udslaget. Det ville ikke v\u00e6re til at b\u00e6re, at skulle fors\u00f8ge at f\u00e5 et batteriet byttet i det kaos.<\/p>\n<p>Vel tilbage afsl\u00f8rer et meget hurtigt blik, at batteriet er n\u00e6sten firkantet, og alts\u00e5 af modellen 21x18x17. Man beh\u00f8vede ikke engang at m\u00e5le efter. Til geng\u00e6ld kender min ven nu de n\u00f8jagtige m\u00e5l p\u00e5 sin lader.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scenen er Harald Nyborg, hvor vennen st\u00e5r og kigger p\u00e5 autobatterier. To st\u00f8rrelser opfylder efter sigende kriterierne til at sidde i en Skoda. 21x18x17 eller 24x18x17 Alts\u00e5 m\u00e5 man ringe hjem og bede datteren m\u00e5le efter. &#8220;Pr\u00f8v at g\u00e5 udenfor, &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/archives\/171-rart-at-vide.html\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rart at vide<\/span> Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[18,26],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strtanker","tag-familie","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/piil.org\/kibitzing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}